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That guitar song you just showed your friends is called Shewolf, not Shemale. #LFMF

Before telling your Dad to "Just read the recipe", remember he's dyslexic and there's no guarante...

When a co-worker takes you for a ride on his harley, the people on the freeway may not just be sm...

When you tell your girlfriend you can't afford to get her a Valentine's day gift, never tell her ...

If you're home alone for the afternoon and decide to "relieve some tension" don't do it when you'...

Before buying your niece a book for her birthday from her favorite teens' author at least GLANCE ...

If the pizza shop you work at regularly delivers to the mental health ward of a hospital, never w...

When you are single and decide that it will be fine to go to the cinema with your Dad and sister ...

When telling your co-workers, "It's my boyfriend's birthday tomorrow, so I probably won't be gett...

Make sure your mom is aware that pot can be incorporated into baked goods. Especially if she's a ...

"May I see you Rack?" is NOT a correct way to address the lady responsible for the server room. #...

For the love of all that is holy, re-read your post before you hit "submit," otherwise your paren...

Before you order a clown for your 2 yr old neices birthday, ask her parents if shes afraid of clo...

Italian girls talk with their hands. Wait 'til she puts the lava lamp down before asking a questi...

You know that science report you just turned in... Your computer autocorrected the misspelling on...

Never teach your father how to find pirated TV episodes on the computer. You will never get to us...

If it is windy and you are wearing a skirt, hold it down at all times. #LFMF

When your friend is telling you about his new flat with two female flat mates, its probably bette...

If you last name is Lecter, don't call your baby daughter Annabel. Just don't. #LFMcousin'sF

When carrying a stack of books and your open laptop. Never let your breasts rest on the keyboard....

If you have a girlfriend with the same name as your sister, never have loud sex because nobody is...