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  • My 9 year old's teacher called me the other day, laughing. My son was talking about the Irish ste...
  • (As i'm walking into the kitchen) Mom (to my dad): "You can't just put ketchup in someones armpi...
  • Dad: "Mind that remote. It's slippery as prison soap."
  • Mum: Is the little chinese warrior statue we got you working? Is he protecting you? Me: Umm... ...

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