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If you've recently developed insomnia and haven't slept in 4 days, it might be a good idea to cal...

Don't hide a toy mouse in your mouse-phobic co-worker's desk drawer. She won't just jump; she'll ...

Vicodinland is a lovely place to visit when you've coughed your throat raw from the bronchitis yo...

When playing World of Warcraft with your girlfriend and a quest forces you to search through a bi...

When you come home from a long day looking a little disheveled and your wife jokes that you have ...

When considering skipping your morning classes to catch a movie at the theater near campus, go to...

For the love of all that is good, do not put ANYTHING described as having a "tingling sensation" ...

Correct statement: "Evan is a unisex name." Incorrect statement: "Evan is a bisexual name." #...

Before you dump the macaroni noodles in, make sure you took the cheese pack out. #LFMF

When surprising your girlfriend with a snowball to the back, make sure it's a ball of snow and no...

If you're a college student trying to get out of taking a test for which you are unprepared, don'...

If you buy new curtains the first thing you should do is have someone walk around the room while ...

Looking out your front window in the morning to see how much it snowed last night is a good idea....

When your boyfriend's dad is a fire fighter, try not to set your kitchen on fire on a day he is w...

When your mom says "don't put ice in hot oil" Listen. After she is done frying the chicken you wi...

Ladies: when preparing for your mammogram, be sure your hospital gown is closed in front. Otherw...

If you've taken to calling your best friend and brother's wife your sister, you might want to rem...

It is never a good idea to read about snakes before an outing. Those snakes you see almost every ...

When trying to sound smart in front of your anime-fan friends, always remember that there is a di...

If get a sudden bloody nose when laying on your bed in the middle of the night, don't assume it w...

If you want to cheer your recently widowed grandfather with a "funny, family oriented-movie" your...

Win: Working up the courage to come out to friends and family on Facebook. Fail: Not looking a...

Never accept a Mountain Dew drinking challenge. You'll end up drinking 2+ liters in a round and b...

When purchasing the white comforter because it's the last one in the store, realize that you will...

If you are completely out of it because you are high on Novocain, don't EVER chew gum. You won't ...

If your cat is blocking the TV DON'T throw the remote to shoo her away. You will score a direct ...

If there is an enermous, dark cloud on the horizon, and you are just leaving with your bike for w...

When you finish all of your projects at work, don't ask your co-workers if they need help with an...

If you are kind of a hypochondriac and you're boyfriend is worse than you are, do not send him a ...

When you are running through the house, never assume that back patio door is open just because yo...