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Next time, before putting two dollars worth of quarters in your sweatshirt pocket, make sure that...

If you ever plug your Mac to a speaker, remember that the volume is on 100% before you plug in yo...

When coloring blood on a character's sword, do not use the color "Santa Red." The implications of...

When going to see the city's annual fireworks display, don't let your short, weak uncle get drunk...

If you're a guy and you're curious how you would look with a "bikini wax" never use Nair. You wil...

If you attempt to congratulate your ENGLISH teacher for winning an award, do not write "your the ...

If you are laying in the hospital getting your chemotherapy, do not pull your blanket all the way...

When serving a cute guy while working at a bakery the correct question is "Would you like a plast...

When you bring your car into the mechanic for a whistling sound every time you drive faster than ...

There is a reason you should disconnect the bag when you switch over from SUCK to BLOW on your in...

If the power is out in the dorm, the dorm Coke machine will not work, no matter how much change y...

When cutting wood it is best to wear a crew neck t-shirt so you can avoid a bra full of sawdust. ...

If you are having really bad nosebleeds, do not collect the blood in a bathroom Dixie cup. Do not...

When talking about a belt you always wear, don't say when asked "they are the only thing that kee...

If one of the very nice, very expensive leather chairs you recently bought appears to have a rip ...

Never mistake fake tan for moisturiser, especially when neither are yours and your using it for "...

If you notice that a colleague you don’t know too well has changed her surname, don’t blurt out c...

NEVER kiss a newborn baby right after breastfeeding but before burping them. Your own breastmilk ...

When your little nephew makes a fuss over the suicide prevention bracelet you wear, realize that ...

When reading funny Failbook posts, remember that it is only a picture and you can't actually clic...

Never introduce your cat to a new toy right before bedtime. Neither of you will get any sleep. #...

Even if you left your ipod connected for 5 hours, It wont charge untill you connect the other end...