Rufus_T_Firefly

By jlandis on May 15, 2012 at 2:12 AM

Will do! I'm actually collecting Broccoli and Cheeeese for my rodent rescue/rehab here, if you think you could get them through Customs? Thank you!

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By Rhoda13 on May 14, 2012 at 4:44 PM

Mr President, As one who studies human nature, I worry how your poor country will survive the loss of trade in Cheezland Collectibles. I do not know whether you inherited them, or if they were the spoils of victorious border skirmishes, but they do seem to have been your greatest export. Have you another commodity to take their place? Because of AFTA and the Sister-City program in the US, maybe Stonewall and a suitable town in your country can become Sister-Cities and help commerce that way. But I must warn you, Stonewall is primarily retirees and ranchers, and its primary commodity is beautiful mountain views.

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By jlandis on May 12, 2012 at 9:35 PM

Bless you! I don't mind banging away at the unlikely, but you've just promised the impossible! You'll be the first to know, ahead of even the recipient herself!

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By jlandis on May 12, 2012 at 9:08 PM

Hello again, President Firefly! Once again I am here on behalf of Cheezland to beg Freedonia's assistance, with the May 15the deadline fast approaching. I'm within just a handful of items needed to complete a Cheezfriend's collection. (It would have been a great deal easier to have met her last month, except I didn't know her then.) One of the items still needed is a Thermometer. Would one of yours be available if I can get the other seven items in place on time? I would be sufficiently grateful to offer my services as shovel-girl behind your next parade. (Horses only, nothing bigger. I'm grateful, not crazy.)

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By laughingcats on May 12, 2012 at 5:02 PM

Greetings, President Firefly! ai wish tu express my felicitashuns and congratulate yoo on yer front page lol! teh proper usage ov conjugtives iz uv teh utmost importance, and yur example iz uf teh highest kwalitee. Thank yoo fer yer excellent lessin.

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By jlandis on May 11, 2012 at 7:09 PM

Our own General Direction (nasty windbag that he is) has agreed, making this the easiest nuclear treaty we've ever signed! Many thanks!

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By jlandis on May 11, 2012 at 6:31 PM

Greetings to Freedonia! May I please trouble you for a Celeb Bomb, good sir? I should think it's use would be self-evident. Less said, and all that. :)

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By Emerald63 on May 8, 2012 at 1:43 PM

I know the feel, bro, I know the feel...

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By Emerald63 on May 7, 2012 at 3:34 PM

Been watching that show about the same number of years you have, Rufus, lol. The original line is "stink, stank, stunk" right? You'd think I had the whole thing memorized by now! Whatever the case, I do like your version - a lot. Please feel free to keep making delightful LOLs... I always liked yours a great deal. :)

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By Emerald63 on May 6, 2012 at 8:54 PM

As for bad mind blowing... some of the original features are ***slowly*** coming back, though not as well combined as before, imo. // Including Snooki in your conjugation was inspired! I keep hearing she has *something* to offer, but until now I didn't know what exactly. :P

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By Emerald63 on May 6, 2012 at 2:03 PM

Oh yes, yes indeed. That Snooki dearly loves to conjugate. (Or so I've heard.) RE your "cheezland explodes" LOL... I don't suppose you've heard about this: http://blog.cheezburger.com/awards/ben-huh-wins-ceo-of-the-year/ ? Kinda mind blowing, eh? And not in a good way. Sigh.

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By Emerald63 on May 6, 2012 at 1:44 PM

Hey hey hey! Good to see you Rufus! Do I take it the new photo uploads mean you may be gracing us with some new LOLs soon? I look forward to them. Welcome back, Sir!

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By Rhoda13 on May 1, 2012 at 6:52 PM

I hate to expose my ignorance, but geography has never been my storng suit. Would you mind letting me know a bit about Freedonia (and where it's located)? Also the politics. Is 'president' an elected position or more like Castro- King except for name?Do you have political parties? {Do you serve refreshments?} What currency do you use? Any product you are known for? I have met Mork, he has 'shiny' syndrome. Does your country have diplomatic relations with Ork?

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By Rhoda13 on Apr 27, 2012 at 4:27 PM

Greetings Mr President, I am Honored you accepted my friend request. As I am unsure of the proper protocol for your nation, please forgive any faux pas. If I may be so bold, may I ask if you are related to Silas T Firefly? (He is the ambassador/chronicler of Discworld.) Again, thank you for the friending.

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By jlandis on Apr 26, 2012 at 12:39 PM

We've missed you, kind sir! Bless you for yet again saving our collective butts. (Have you ever tried collecting those? People are quite loath to part with them.) Thank you very much for your aid, and do take good care!

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By jlandis on Apr 22, 2012 at 9:31 AM

Good morning, Mister President! We are in great need of items you appear to have in surplus. Might you be in a position to send us a Meow Wave Mixtape, 2 Y U NO Telemarketer, a Serious Cat and Security Camera for our Telecommunications Ministry, a Popsicle and PANCAKE BUNNY hidden in a Briefcase (don't ask, we're on an open channel here), and another Bluetooth to keep the last one company? He'd probably be more popular if he came with a pocketful of Jelly Beans. The Ministry of Health requests 2 Losing Weight and a Lifting Weights. And of course, a Toy Mouse. But who doesn't love a Toy Mouse? Please let us know if there's anything you need in return. Perhaps an elephant or some pajamas? Thank you most kindly, sir.

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By jlandis on Apr 14, 2012 at 4:46 AM

Might I please have a Bluetooth from the Business Cat Work Week set? I think they're up to something. Will let you know what I discover. Thank you!

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By jlandis on Apr 8, 2012 at 2:38 PM

Curses! Foiled again!

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By jlandis on Apr 7, 2012 at 2:24 PM

President Firefly, I have a most uncommon set of needs, and no way to explain it (in writing, at least). If I promise to keep your name out of the tabloids should they get wind of this party-- er, "meeting," might I please have these supplies: LOL Rally Driver, Net Noobs New Computer, Sophisticated Globe, 2 Smell Like A Boss, Hover Cat, Beach Ball, Bukkit, Conehead, Crab Hat, Problem Solver, and Teddy Bear? I appreciate your assistance and discretion, dear sir.

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By jlandis on Apr 3, 2012 at 8:05 AM

I am grateful for your nation's generosity in this time of great need. The guinea pigs are especially excited, being great fans of munching on dandelions. I tried to explain, but I'm sure they'll understand once they hear the crate.

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