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  • When aged 15 it's high time you discovered where all of a woman's parts are, otherwise you may em...
  • Yelling "Undo! Undo!" at the flaming skillet is no substitute for calmly covering it and removing...
  • I believed getting a master's degree would get me ahead in life. Well, I guess if residing in you...
  • Great Idea: Calling 911 about the suspicious liquid. Good Idea: Telling the chemist (me) about i...
  • Never buy a set of knives for $40. Three months later the handle will break while you're cutting ...

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