You should buy Portal 2. But don't play Portal 2 for 10 hours straight one day, wake up, stay up ...
Disregarded the advice of Ragan, looked up my name on Urban Dictionary. Was satisfied. Very Satis...
When eating a piping hot burrito, do NOT swallow it, in the hopes that once it's in your stomach ...
You can't Copy + Paste words from the screen into your book, no matter how many times you try. #LFMF
If you have a fear of deep water, for the love of god don't look up pictures of deep sea creature...
No matter how much you love Doctor Who, NEVER attempt to bring a sonic screwdriver on an airplane...