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Watching TV on New Years Eve with my parents: Me: So Justin Bieber sang a Beatles song not too l...

Me to my Dad, who's sitting on the couch with my cat: You two are exactly alike. You both spend a...

*phone rings* Me: *answers* This is road kill cafe you kill we grill it, this is Sam speaking! ...

(Sitting in the living room watching Star Trek: TNG) Mom: What are you doing, watching porn? Me...