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If your girlfriend recently had throat surgery and it starts to hemorrhage, when calling 911 sayi...

If you wake up still drunk from your 21st Bday and someone calls to wish you happy bday. DO NOT a...

Never use a ladder your family has nicknamed "Mr. Flippy." It will live up to its name. #LFMF

If you happen to burn food and open the doors to let in fresh air, don't assume that your cat won...

Don't use hand sanitizer before you cuff your cigarette to light it... your hand WILL light on fi...

On a hot summer day never wear a low-cut shirt into a pen full of goats. You see, goats like the ...

Try to remember the major events in your friends' lives, even those you don't see often. Otherwi...

Make sure your wife doesn't put 100 gallons of gas into a DIESEL motorhome.

When your boss asks what you're doing over the weekend, the correct answer is not 'pills'. Nor is...

When doing electrical work and accidentally dropping a screw down your sleeve, remember to tell y...