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If your significant other tends not to remember anything they do when they're drunk, don't let th...

If you ever advance your career to a point where you are announcing awards in front of 296 co-wor...

No matter how desperate you are to kill some time, do not attempt to play five finger fillet with...

Before a class photo (or any other photo), DONT PICK YOUR NOSE!!! After the photo, You'll be wond...

In a moment of desperation, it is never a good idea to call the girl you like (and who has a birt...

When working for an elementary school's After School Program and a 1st grader falls down and skin...

if you have a large number of gay friends and they have a really harsh language that's used in th...

If you get a flat tire and angrily pull into a parking lot then jump out of your car and scream "...

Never drunkenly swallow a chicken nugget whole. it won't go all the way down you will burp 5 minu...

Don't eat a spoon of coffee grounds because you don't have the time to actually make coffee. Tur...

Before you remark on the horrid smell that suddenly fills the air, make sure that it isn't coming...

While on vicodin, stay well aware of your surroundings. The reason you are not wearing a seatbelt...

If you're in the locker room after gym class, never offer help to a friend to untie a knot in the...

When helping out a classmate in business class, and she seems to be spacing out, don't wave your ...