im1madpotato's Favorites

  • My wife who just put a 'Batman' t-shirt on our 10 month son Wife:Look, our son is Batman! Me: Y...
  • (mum's telling us to turn off the TV) Mum: I've told u 1,000 times. TURN IT OFF!!! (jack and I ...
  • (discussing what to get Dad for Father's Day) Me: I'm getting you a bottle of good whiskey but i...
  • (Dad and I are outside at night time) Dad: It really is nice out. Me: Yeah... (Wild animal bar...
  • *I had just temporarily moved in with my parents after a recent divorce* Mom: Here, I bought yo...
  • (after seeing three red headed kids at walmart) Me: Look mom its the weasleys! Mom: oh, are tho...
  • [With my grandparents and my mom watching TV. My mom changes channel to Harold and Kumar Go To Wh...
  • (This is after my great grandma dies at her funeral) Preacher: ...And her souls looks down on us...
  • *Watching a Learning Japanese DVD* Lady on TV: *picture of an axe* Ono. Mom: Ono? As in, Yoko O...
  • Me: So I was thinking about buying a Prius... Mom: *Shrieks* Where did you learn such bad words?...
  • Dad to the cat: I won't let any walruses eat you now, will I? (We live in Nevada by the way)
  • [Mom found a rubber in my brother's room] Bro: Mom, I'm really sorry... Mom: What for? You used...
  • Me- Hey! I got an A+ on my social studies test and a B on my math test! Mom- Good, you have to b...
  • Me (at breakfast one morning): You're officially allergic to life. You can't have soy milk, but y...

Collections

  • Favorites