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Dad: Yes, I am going to murder you little ice cream cone, one lick at a time!
Make sure the "lost dog" you're following really is a dog. Sometimes it's a coyote, in which cas...
(mom calls on phone) me: hellooo? mom: is there anything within' 5feet of you that you can use ...
Driving with dad passing a cemetary: Dad: you know how many people are dead in there? Me: I dun...
Me: I always wanted a pet moose. Mother: Go to Australia then. That's where all the meese come f...
I had a woman pick me up with the line "I've got bacon back at my place."
When you get shampoo in your eyes while showering, remember that your other hand has shampoo in i...
