Me: I always wanted a pet moose. Mother: Go to Australia then. That's where all the meese come from. Me: ....don't you mean Alaska? Mom: No, Australia. Up by Canada. You know, the cold place. Me: ... Mom: Oh god, wait, did I just say that out loud?
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