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(My dad questioning my sister's date to a Halloween dance) Dad: You ever smoke pot? Date: Yes s...

If you have the sudden urge to sneeze while gargling with Listerine, SPIT IT OUT!!! There are no...

if you call your dog "Mr. (anything)," be aware that any older male hiking within earshot will be...

If you have a new puppy,never, and I mean never enter your pitch black bedroom without turning on...

There is no way to make it seem bad-a$$ that you broke your knee while playing badminton in gym c...

(Mom upon opening her package of syringes she ordered for nursing purposes) Mom: Sweet, they got...