llama22's Favorites
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(Dad trying to learn how to use his new Smartphone) Dad: THIS IS ALMOST AS FRUSTRATING AS LOSING ...
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(My mum gets cut off in heavy traffic): Mum: "WELL I HOPE YOUR NEXT S**T IS A PORCUPINE!"
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My sister bought a leather belt with her name burnt in it, soon after my other sister bought the ...
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Dad: WE'RE MOVING TO FRANCE SO I CAN HAVE SOME REAL GODDAMN FRENCH TOAST. Me: Wha- Dad: YOU HEA...
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Grandma: I'm going to buy a computer and internet, and then you can help me to DO THE FACEBOOK
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(while driving and passing lots of cyclists) Mum: oh look its the tour de France Me: But we're ...
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*My Grandmother walks in while me and my cat are meowing back and forth* Gramma: Emily, you need...
