llama22's Favorites
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My mom on the phone to my dad: Screw the meeting and come home and screw me. Me: MOM O.O
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*sitting down with my mom talking about how great it is when we get really old* me: old people c...
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(telling me and my brother about the trip to Bangkok he took in his twenties) Dad: So we picked ...
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Dad: Wow that sure is a fancy lookin' radio. Me: Dad, that's a printer...
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*my little brother had heard the word 'vagina' at school, and i was trying to explain why he shou...
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(A week to the day earlier I asked my mom what the fuzzy thing in star trek was) Totally silent ...
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*while sitting in the car with my mom* Mom: ...So have you thought about sex? Me: WHAT?! Mom: ...
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(my sister is nine years older than me and was pregnant at the time) Sister: OH MY GOD. I'm preg...
