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Dad: Wow that sure is a fancy lookin' radio. Me: Dad, that's a printer...

Mom: Did you know kitchen is chicken spelled backwards? Me: good to know...

(A week to the day earlier I asked my mom what the fuzzy thing in star trek was) Totally silent ...

(my mom and I got sunburn at the beach earlier that day) Mom: I'm taking my bra off, I don't car...

Talking to my grandmother about the new Playland ride ... Grandmother: Why would you want to be ...

*My parents watching a dinosaur show* Mom: What are those things on its head? Dad: I don't know...

*Right after telling my mom that I'm gay* Mom: Well, then I guess I should give you the same adv...

Dad: So when are you gonna get laid or what? Me: ...I'm twelve. Dad: Don't lie to me, you're st...

Grandma, on facebook: Hi honey, I heard you had another one of your awful kidney stone episodes. ...

(on my first weekend home after moving into the dorm at college) Dad: So, are any of your roomma...

*asian mom being asian* Mom: I heard your ex finished his PhD recently. He will earn a lot. Why ...

(At the beach, mom hands me a shell she found.) Mom: Here, smell this. Me: *sniff + about to vo...

*Discussing pen names* Me: So, if you aren't trying to hide your identity, why would you want a ...

Mom: Grace, I'm fat. I don't like being fat. Go make me some cookies.

(At the Wizarding World of Harry Potter theme park in February) Dad: C'mon! I want some Butterbe...