Historical

He flew over the Atlantic Ocean in 1927 on a single tank of gas.

First Bush was Hitler, now Obama is Hitler.

I killed 20 million of my own people. . But, you ask an American college student to name the worst world leader ever and all they talk about is this Bush guy...

A Republican President who did something good for the people DESPITE the effect on the wealthy.

As far as I'm concerned You're all illegal aliens.

We go to the moon not because it is easy, but because it pisses off the Russians!

THE ORIGINAL BORDER PATROL

I was the only person ever to serve in all three branches of the Federal Government. And the only thing you dorks can remember about me is that damn bathtub.

Harriet Tubman Totally Looks Like E.T.

PATRIOTISM

French Fashion Making Even Their Warriors Seem Prissy Since 1939

REAL GANGSTER

A cause you can get behind

Dear Penthouse Forum you're never going to believe this but...

And to think...they didn't have McDonald's in my day.

Doc Brown Totally Looks Like John C. Calhoun