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Color blind people problems

When making a meme always remember The rest of the world sees it, so don't make it country specific

Horrible Husband, I Choose You!

Put lemon juice on apple wedges To keep them from turning brown.

On the Contrary, They Don't Even Understand Themselves

Got a hangnail? Cut off the whole digit...it won’t happen again.

Get bitten by a tick? Put Dawn dish soap on it's head and it will let go

Up vote All The Things

Don't trust everything you read on this meme You're liable to break your stuff

To remove sharpie from anything Just use rubbing alcohol

IF YOU MAKE A MISTAKE IN SHARPIE ON A PLASTIC SURFACE JUST COVER THE AREA WITH EXPO MARKER AND IT WILL WIPE RIGHT OFF

Scratched DVD not playing? Spray it with Lemon furniture polisher and carefully wipe it

SPRINKLE SALT ON YOUR COCKTAIL NAPKIN AND IT WONT STICK TO YOUR BEER

Put an egg in a glass of water If it floats, it's rotten

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