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DOH!

Put an egg in a glass of water If it floats, it's rotten

Good Advice WIN

Actual Advice Mallard

Can I use your phone?

Can I use your phone?

Now REMEMBER children, be NICE to the humans. They don't have the advantages that WE have... ...They are UGLY, and STUPID.

Now REMEMBER children, be NICE to the humans. They don't have the advantages that WE have... ...They are UGLY, and STUPID.

Whatever you do, Don't play those guys' heads like bongos

Okay don't stare at Trump's hair and when he asks you if you were born in Kenya too just ask where's Kenya? It drives him nuts.

As you go out into the world, my child, remember one thing: "Cats rule, dogs drool..."

As you go out into the world, my child, remember one thing: "Cats rule, dogs drool..."

Dear Tabby: Life Advice From a Cat

Peter's Last Advice to Miles

Solid Advice From Mark Waid

The GOOD fishing is over there!!