To tip, or not to tip?

serving 🇺🇸 while serving 💅🏼🫡

When I was a kid, I was obsessed with the idea of traveling to North Korea. This was obviously before the case of Otto Warmbier, whose death led to the ban on Americans traveling to the country. This was more in the era of The Interview and the widespread fear of Seth Rogan leading to nuclear war. There were so many VICE documentaries that explained North Korean culture, and I watched all of them. I logically knew that traveling to North Korea was not the brightest idea, but I was 14 years old…

It's always "Meowdy" and never "how's your mental health?"

Well smack my grits and call me gravy—these memes are the yeehaw-est!

Yee-haw and howdy doody, it's Friday, ya'll!

Well smack my grits and call me gravy, the Whattaburger survived another tornado!

Meeting new people is often incredibly awkward and demeaning. Not all of us are Mrs. Peacock from the Clue movie based on the bestselling board game. When she's introduced to a group of new and unfamiliar people in Mr. Boddy's mansion, she monologues, "Well, someone's got to break the ice, and it might as well be me. I mean, I'm used to being a hostess; it's part of my husband's work. And it's always difficult when a group of new friends meet together for the first time to get acquainted. So I'…

Not a bad idea

All they're missing is a few tons of toxic waste in the water supply

Who's gonna tell them about Pajama Day in high school?

Welcome to the U.S. of SLAY

Murica

Ohio is the new Florida– change my mind.

Let's be honest, we only watched the SOTU to understand the memes that were sure to come out of it...

They're definitely going to make a bad action movie out of this next year...