Arnold Schwarzenegger

SKYNET

Starring Roles

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I traced the border with a marker, now they can't get in.

GOVINATOR

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Me and THIS navy, that's who!

Yes, even 'Hercules In New York'

Breaking News - Gov. Schwarzenegger demonstrates his physical prowess by lifting a Hummer H3 with his butt.

We've sold southern California to Mexico. It reduces both illegal aliens and the debt.

The Schwarzenegger State

I know, Jon and Kate's divorce tore me up too.

...and this graph shows the growing number of Californians who regret ever voting for me.

Cow tipping... ...is for girly-men.

POT

Reminiscing about his role as "Conan", Gov. Schwarzenegger decided that the only way to get California out of debt was to invade and plunder his richer neighboring states.