bad idea

So Nice You Committed a Crime Twice

Hey Kid, You're Not Very Good at This

Regardless of How You Feel About Tipping, This is a Little Low

These Are the Loves That Last a Lifetime (or Until the Ruse is Up)

Nobody Told Him How These Machines Work

The Man in This Photo is Supposedly 84 Years Old. Let's See if He Can Make it to 85.

Uh Oh...

Powdered Alcohol Commercial

And Bullets Are Just Pieces of Metal That Put You in Jail

Open Container Laws Can Bite it!

Use Multiple Forks for Maximum Efficiency

I'm Sorry, I Thought You'd be Delicious...You Were!

Try at Home, but at Your Own Risk

Have You No Shame?

"Potential Energy" is Largely a Myth Anyway

Well, That's a Bit Unsettling