barack obama

And the proper way to get Ketchup flowing is to turn the bottle upside down and hit the bottom

Breaking News - President Obama entered the Matrix today in a last ditch effort to stimulate the failing US economy.........

I'm tellin' ya ... we can settle this whole Iraq thing with a "best two out of three" thumb war.

You really are half white!

Breaking News - Robot Butterfly Attacks Inaugural Singer

FREEBIRD!

NEW WHITE HOUSE SPORT:

MY STIMULUS PACKAGE

Igor, come we have work to do! Yesh, mashter... To the laboratory, then!

Well, Hillary... ... if what you say is true, I am NEVER sitting on that sofa!

Make LOL, not war.

George..stop calling here.

And the comic pundits were afraid that with Bush gone

Moral: Always use notecards.

Breaking News - Obama appoints Dave Chappell Press Secretary. All media to impose 10 second delay. Said Chappell "What the %$&#?"

Open the door Hillary! That's MY office