barack obama

Does he always cry like that?

Yes, ma'am, under ObamaCare you can get that third arm removed.

Real Subtle, Mr. President

Whatever you do, Don't play those guys' heads like bongos

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT

Careful, Barack

...and it's probably sacrilege!

Hello, Domino's? Hi, I need 100 pies delivered to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave? >>click<< Hello? Hello? Damn, they still doing that after four years!

They're Big Fans, Actually

This is All His Fault

Subtle, Barack. Real Subtle.

Is Donald Trump Okay?

Okay don't stare at Trump's hair and when he asks you if you were born in Kenya too just ask where's Kenya? It drives him nuts.

Yes dear, I'm taking out the trash now

Yes Mitt. No I don't think a 50% tax on the poor would balance the budget.

"Honey, this place wants their tablecloth back." "Still not funny Barry."