barack obama

Hey, Michelle, I just thought of a way to tax sand!

Daddy, look, we see your approval rating!

And, on the seventh day, I had a victory rally for me.

Let's see ... Where I can draw another red line.

SAY AWAY FROM LOLCATS

HELLO....... YES PLEASE BOMB US

I gave you our country. Can I at least get extra egg rolls?

Look at all the fools who believe we actually care.

I love the way they call it Obamacare when I don't.

TIMMY... DO YOUR FREAKING HOMEWORK

And then you told them... No one won in the Shutdown deal!

I did not build that. Sebelius built that.

OBAMA

Your current policy? I know you think you understand what you thought I said but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

WHAT ABOUT BY LAYER, BY LAYER DONT WORRY ABOUT THAT sh*t, IM OUTTA HERE

IMMIGRATION POLICY PROMISE "If you like your gardener, you can keep him."