barack obama

Hey, Michelle, I just thought of a way to tax sand!

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Daddy, look, we see your approval rating!

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And, on the seventh day, I had a victory rally for me.

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Let's see ... Where I can draw another red line.

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SAY AWAY FROM LOLCATS

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HELLO....... YES PLEASE BOMB US

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I gave you our country. Can I at least get extra egg rolls?

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Look at all the fools who believe we actually care.

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I love the way they call it Obamacare when I don't.

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TIMMY... DO YOUR FREAKING HOMEWORK

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And then you told them... No one won in the Shutdown deal!

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I did not build that. Sebelius built that.

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OBAMA

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Your current policy? I know you think you understand what you thought I said but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

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WHAT ABOUT BY LAYER, BY LAYER DONT WORRY ABOUT THAT sh*t, IM OUTTA HERE

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IMMIGRATION POLICY PROMISE "If you like your gardener, you can keep him."

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