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Breaking News - President Obama attempts to end Global Warming with psychic weather control powers

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HOLD-ON LITTLE BUDDY

Barackin' The Ladies' Worlds

... And Another One

My Speeches..... I can listen to 'em all day!

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I will make concessions as long as I get everything I want, so why the hell am I here?

Get us a puppy, they said. We'll be responsible, they said....So, which one of you girls was supposed to "clean up" after the puppy today? Because I just stepped in something decidedly un-Presidential.

What a relief you're here. That last president thought I was Bill Nye, the Science Guy

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Things Always Work Out

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First we bomb the crap outa Libya . . .