The beans have bean brung.

Beans are back on the menu, boys

Its a bean bash people.

Bean a while.

Bean Voyage!

Cat Bean Therapy works wonders.

What a bunch of has beans.

So many beanz

It's bean a long time coming.

We just want to squish them!

Om nom nom

Someone tried to make a Jack and the beanstalk toe beans parody but it was chopped towards the end.

Peet fetish

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