beans

Times are definitely unpredictable. There were Karens hoarding toilet paper and people making memes about nature returning. That said, it's highly doubtful that things are so unpredictable that anyone would need to hide a secret stash of beans in order to thwart any possible bean looters in the near future. This guy's girlfriend did just that, and things kinda went from there.

If you're bored of all the normie content that's flooded the internet (ahem, cat memesand uber-relatable content) these cursed images might be what you're looking for. These unsettling photos and strange usages of beans are anything but pleasant. But sometimes that's exactly what we need.

The search for serotonin and/or dopamine often feels as thought it is in vain. We search for love, we turn to vices, maybe even droppers of CBD oil. When all of this amounts to naught, at least we have memes.

People are putting beans in things where they don't belong. We're not sure how to feel about it.

People are hard at work at places like Things Full of Beans That Shouldn't Be Full of Beans and r/ThingsFullofBeans to make sure that beans find their way into places you'd never think they'd ever be. Sure these bean photos can sometimes have the weirdness factor of cursed images but we still like them.

Are you ready for some major cuteness? 'Cause the road to our heart is paved with paw prints.  

This is so dang lovably quirky. You won't be able to help yourself from smiling when reading through this dedicated bean and sausage counter's quest to count all them beans. Oh, and Deirdre sounds like a lovely woman. 

Dammit Carol, that bacon is more pink and raw than a chapped ass, those eggs look like they've been fried on a sidewalk and the beans are sadder than a racehorse with a broken leg.

If is wasn't obvious by now, make sure your creation is worth reviewing when you submit it for public ridicule.

From start to finish, it's very clear that Alamar_IV's lengthy Reddit thread is the work of a blatant troll. And we do not mind. This masterful redditor pleads with the r/relationship_advice community, asking them to provide guidance after his well-meaning girlfriend decided to bake all his beans. After just 24 comments, the post was locked. But boy is it a fun ride.

Ohhh beans, the most comical of all foods.

EA's reputation as greedy gaming overlords has been alive and well for quite some time - they even won the 2012 award for Worst Company In America. Their penchant for sucking money out of customers has gotten to the point where there's now a series of very low-effort, but relatively amusing memes calling them out. When we say low-effort we mean low-effort: People are literally just photoshopping the "ea" in various words and slapping a price tag on an image. Some are better than others, but they all speak the goddamn truth.

Bill Foster became an unwitting celebrity after being featured on r/oldpeoplefacebookfor a misspelled comment he posted to the Bush Beans Facebook page. His comment, "I;m thinking about thos beans," quickly went viral. Beans have become a major shitposting joke since the success of the comment - with the success resulting in tons of cursed images with a focus on Foster's true love: thos beans. 

CW for people who don't like to see beans in places they definitely don't belong. 

These cursed images are definitely going to entertain you. 

If there was a backstory, it'd probably just create more questions.

Take a look at some more cursed images and try to figure it out.