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I regret nothing.

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Mr. Kitteh how many of my siblings has you eated?

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if you don't want me climbing the curtains, why did you put them up?

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Pet Duplex

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We both know what's going to happen here... You're going to reach for the remote... I'm going to bite you... And then we're going to watch whatever the hell I decide we're going to watch!

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THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP...

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My breath? What's wrong with my breath??

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Oh good, no gerbil bits stuck between my teeth. Human will never find out what happened.

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Invisible foot-long sandwich.

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I Get Blamed For Everything

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Stealth Dog

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It's MY Party!

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There's a Kitty Who's Sure All That Nip is Pure Gold

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Tricked by a tiny Dog

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"Why does it have to be so wet?"

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All of them.

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