confused

WAT DO U MEAN BY 'LET DEM EAT MICE'?

Yur flashlite in heer nawt wurkin.

Wotz it saing? Sumthin about missin car kees.

I noes dis is old fashuned, but I can't work de stoopid clapper.

I swearz dere was great bigz pond here yesterday

I swearz dere was great bigz pond here yesterday

Honestlee.... whoo throwz torteeahz?

Ai has a wonder about...

How'd yoo git outside ??

Iz THIS wai u were so mad wen I chewed holes in ur liddul balloons?

Whatru yellen @ me fur? Shez on da table too?

There's a reason Boxers look puzzled. They are puzzled.

There's a reason Boxers look puzzled. They are puzzled.

dis stuff dont taste lik pasketti

Do they make a Rosetta Stone that allows me to understand what the hell you are actually trying to say.

Ya know, if you just went naked and licked yourself clean you could save all dis work.