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funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix What I say: Be ready, we are leaving in five minutes. What the child hears: Get undressed. Start finger painting. Lose at least one shoe.

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Funny dad joke memes, punny memes, pun memes | Therapist wife says never buy her flowers is true? Him be honest never knew she sold flowers. Ig: pun_bible | man in nature Can call back PunHubOnline just watching live stream Pun hub

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how dads wait for everyone else to wake up to tell them that he's been up since 5am

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funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Me: It's National Daughter Day. 8-year-old: What did you get me? Me: Nothing. It's not a gift-giving holiday. 8: I'll remember that on Father's Day

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (September 29, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking I can clean my car, vacuum it squeaky clean. Put my kids in. Give them absolutely nothing and there's 52 lbs of crumbs in the seats when they get out. This is how I know children are 98% made up of crumbs.

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Funny meme about dad whose son is afraid of the lions in lion king, paints himself punching the lion | My son was having nightmares after watchin The Lion King so I painted him a portrait of me absolutely STARCHING the evil lion

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funniest dad tweets of the week- cover pic | Text - No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards I'm 3 kids and 13 years into parenting and I went to bed last night like an idiot assuming my 6yo would sleep in because she was up late, and now I want to yell at my earlier self "that's not how it works you dumbass! You're in hell, remember?" But I won't because l'm an optimist

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (August 8, 2020)

funny tweets from father of four daughters - cover photo conversation between father and four year old | James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn did just catch doing? 6-year-old: Jumping on bed Why is bad? 6: Because were looking. 9:03 PM Jun 18, 2020 Twitter Android

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Funny jokes about dads, dad jokes, memes, fatherly memes, fathers, father's day | Dad Let's watch movie 55 Also dad 5 min into movie Adios OCLASSICDADMOVES | GIVES DADS FEELINGS POWER MONEY STATUS Getting airport at least 4 hours early @iamnotenartisk. OCLASSICDADMOVES

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Corny memes, dad jokes, puns | INDIAN HILLS COMMUNITY CENTER AND END MANKIND USED SO MUCH TOILET PAPER, THEY WIPED THEMSELVES OUT | Allison @AllieLia woman is sitting at her deceased husband's funeral man leans her and asks Do mind if say word No, go right ahead woman replies man stands, clears his throat, says "Plethora and sits back down Thanks woman says means lot"

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Storytime: When Dad Goes Shopping For The Christmas Tree Alone

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Funny meme about when you get a cut and then your dad says the doctor is going to have to amputate your leg, say sike right now meme.

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Funny tweet about dad telling his kid the moon's size is a bug in the simulation.

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Tumblr post explaining how to summon a dad, including putting socks and sandals in the circle

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