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60 Dad Memes & Jokes Just in Time for Father's Day

Paging all fathers, grandfathers, surrogate fathers, and maybe even some George Michael-style father figures and zaddies. This collection of memes has been carefully curated with your brand in mind. It's full ofdad jokes, bad jokes, puns, and some memes about fatherly duties for good measure. It hasn't been an easy time to raise and mess with ones kids (hello, perpetual home-schooling) but here's hoping the gratification of molding a human's future (and pestering them with corny jokes) hasn't gone anywhere. Here's to you.

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Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting

Parenting is a Herculean task and not one for the weak-willed. Continuously making sure your kids are fed, clothed, bathed, and occupied can get pretty exhausting and make you want to throw in the towel. Unfortunately, that's not really an option, and so you have to keep on going— at least until your kids are 18. To the dads who do manage to keep up the parenting gig, we salute you. Because as much stick as we give dads, they can be pretty funny, so here's our Twitter tribute to them. The funniest dad tweets we found this week are a great dose of dad humor for when you need a pick me up. And last week's funny dad tweets are pretty good too!

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - jon drake @DrakeGatsby ... Imagine raising a child, staying up countless nights with them, sacrificing for them and then on Father's Day they get you a tie with a fish on it 10:08 PM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 30 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 522 Likes
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Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week

The funny dads of Twitter never fail to make us laugh, roll our eyes, and get our sympathy all at the same time. This hilarious community of dads shares laughter, struggles, and successes as they strive to create a better world for their kids, and we're here for it. Each week, we collect the funniest dad tweets we came across and put them together in one convenient list for you. So scroll through this week's haul and then check out last week's collection of funny dad tweets for more groan-worthy dad humor and parenting tips and tricks.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Parenting is praising your 5-year-old like they won a Nobel Prize because they woke up in the middle of the night and got 100 percent of their puke in the toilet. 5:10 PM · May 29, 2021 · Twitter for Android 111 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 4,412 Likes
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Funny Parenting Tweets That Hit Way Too Hard

Parenting is full of moments that make you want to laugh, cry, jump off a cliff, and everything in between. That's why Tweeting about it can be a great (and cheap) form of therapy, as well as a way to get as much sympathy as you can from fellow parents. Every week we bring you the funniest parenting tweets we saw on Twitter because nothing is funnier than frustrated parents. And you can enjoy last week's funniest parenting tweets when you're done with these.



funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Sarae @LoveSarae One time I faked died in front of Micah to see what he would do and he said "oh no, mummy died". Then SAT ON MY HEAD and continued playing on his iPad. I taught him how to dial 999 that day. 12:59 PM · May 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,713 Retweets 215 Quote Tweets 27.8K Likes
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Funniest Eye-Rolling Dad Tweets To Start Your Day

Dads get a lot of stick for their eye-rolling, groan-inducing humor, especially the dads of Twitter. But the truth is, we should be thanking them because their hilarious observations and jokes about their parenting struggles brighten up our day and make us feel better about our parenting shortcomings. Each week we compile the funniest dad tweets we came across for your entertainment and viewing pleasure. And make sure to check out last week's funniest dad tweets in case you missed them.




funniest dad tweets we came across this week and had to share | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking ... it's been 14 months working from home with 3 kids. That's 425 days. 425 multiplied by 3 is 1,275. i have been asked 1,275 times over 425 days "are you doing work today?". so yes i'm having bourbon for breakfast, Cancel susan. 3:24 PM · May 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 64 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 765 Likes
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31 Funny Dad Memes For Total Cornballs

How is it that so many dads end up developing the same corny, pun-based sense of humor? Maybe as life gets more complicated and tiresome by having kids and working all the time, parents eventually just enjoy the simpler things in life, like grilling and telling dumb jokes. Whatever the reason, we're certainly not complaining. Dad humor will always have a warm place in our hearts. And whether you're a dad yourself or just an appreciator of cheeseball humor, you'll be LOLing all the way through this ridiculous collection of dad memes.

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New Dad Discovers Things Men Have No Clue About When It Comes To Childbirth

While men are generally very involved in the creation of a child, they're usually pretty clueless when it comes to the actual birth of their child. It seems like there's this fundamental knowledge about pregnancy and childbirth that all women know but men never got the memo about. Don't worry, I'm here to help. My wife just gave birth to our first child and man oh man did I learn a lot in a short time. It's kinda like trial by fire where you think you're prepared and then the doctors tell you your baby is enormous and you have five minutes to agree to do a c-section or else you're a bad parent. But I digress… Let's discover some of the things you have no clue about that you might encounter when your partner goes into labor.


 



new dad reveals things that men have no clue about when it comes to childbirth | thumbnail text - "You might have heard of the placenta... maybe you had a hippie cousin that turned their placenta into pills. Did you know, after birthing a human, the mother gives birth to the placenta? Trust me, just keep looking at your beautiful new baby."
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (May 18, 2021)

Dads can be funny at the best of times, but when they take to Twitter, they can be all sorts of hilarious. That's why we collect the funniest dad tweets each week for your entertainment and put them all in one convenient place for you. These dads have a way with words when it comes to ranting about the trials and tribulations of parenting life, which might hopefully make you feel better about your own kid's struggles. And when you're finished scrolling through these dad gems, here are last week's funniest dad tweets which are just as entertaining.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut My 3-year-old was having yogurt for breakfast. He decided to pretend it was ice cream. Then got mad at me because it really wasn't ice cream. There aren't enough condom ads in the world. 3:05 PM · May 13, 2021 Twitter for Android 34 Retweets 156 Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (May 11, 2021)

Being a parent is stressful, but suddenly it becomes a lot more bearable if you've got a good sense of humor. The funny dads of Twitter inspire us on our parenting journeys (or make us grateful that we don't have kids yet) as they take fatherhood with a pinch of salt, some healthy cynicism, and a whole lot of humor. This week's funniest dad tweets will have you rolling your eyes but also laughing (mainly on the inside) at the corny dad jokes. And here are last week's hilarious dad tweets, which will have you doing the same.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Me: I don't know how making meals that all the kids will eat could get any more difficult. Child: I am no longer eating any food that contains the letter "e." %3D 7:16 PM · May 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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23 Memes & Tweets About Funny Family Affairs

We love little tidbits about family life because everyone's experiences are so different but also pretty relatable. We've got a bunch of fun tweets about the woes of parenting, weird texts from parents, and memes about silly dad quirks, like when they stand in the middle of the living room watching a movie and refuse to sit down because they haven't fully committed yet. What's up with that? If you enjoy these hilarious slices of family life, you should really check out @neatdad and @radmom on Instagram for more fam content. 

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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (May 4, 2021)

The dads of Twitter know that fatherhood can be simultaneously challenging and full of joyful moments. That's why we love bringing you a weekly haul of the funniest dad tweets we came across over the past seven days, which are the epitome of dad humor and the reason dads get the rep that they do — for both the good and the bad. Once you've digested all of these hilarious dad tweets, you can check out last week's funniest dad tweets as well, which are equally as entertaining.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland My daughter woke up at 6:06 today instead of her usual 6:00 because we let her stay up 5 hours past her bedtime last night. 5:26 PM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 48 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 1,173 Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 27, 2021)

Most people have a love-hate relationship with dad humor. And by that, I mean they hate how much they love it. Because let's face it, as much as we roll our eyes and groan out loud at their puns, their quips, and their funny observations about life and parenting, we still come back for more. Each week we round up the funniest dad tweets we found from the past seven days that accurately describe the journey of parenthood. There's something about men becoming fathers that makes them so much more comical, relatable, and goofier, and we're grateful for it. And here are last week's funniest dad tweets in case you missed them.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy ... Why aren't there any horror movies called "My 4 year old fell asleep in the car at 5pm" 11:37 PM · Apr 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 152 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 1,366 Likes
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Father Cuts Off Young Daughter's Hair Because She Doesn't 'Maintain It' Properly

Parenting is one of the most challenging jobs in the world, especially when you're a single parent. Parents don't always get it right; in fact, most of the time, they screw up. But the sign of a good parent is one who can admit their mistakes and apologize to their kids when they get it wrong. One dad posted on Reddit, wanting to know how badly he had f*cked up when he cut his daughter's hair. He explained that he is a single parent and struggles to maintain his seven-year-old daughter's hair, which she refuses to take any responsibility for herself. After many discussions with her, he finally cut her hair, which she found very distressing. His mother and sister told him that it was the wrong move, but he is unsure. Redditors gave mixed responses, with many telling him that his reasoning was fair, but the way he carried it out wasn't OK. Below is his account; scroll through and tell us what you think. Is this bad parenting, or were his actions justified?

Father Cuts Off Young Daughter's Hair Because She Doesn't 'Maintain It' Properly| thumbnail Text - Posted by u/Imnotyourbuddytool 5 months ago Was I wrong to cut my daughters hair? I'm a single father, and my daughter is 7 years old. She had long hair almost down to her belly button but I can't ever seem to get her to take care of it. I've warned her over the last year that if she doesn't start brushing her hair at least twice a day, we're getting it cut shorte
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 21, 2021)

We don't know when men make the transition from regular dudes to total dads, but we're so here for it! The dads of Twitter take to the platform on a weekly basis to express the wins and woes of parenting, and these dads could seriously start a side hustle doing comedy about parenting. Evidently, they have loads of personal material to work with. Personally, I'm sad I can't join the dad club myself, but take joy in enjoying the hilarious tweets they produce. Scroll down for all the dad funnies this week. 


funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness Kids at bedtime are like a nine page food blog for a simple ramen noodle recipe 3:12 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 167 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 800 Likes
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Fight The Misery With These Wholesome Memes & Tweets

We don't need to tell you that lately it feels like we're constantly being inundated by reasons to be bummed out by the world. Gone are the days of wallowing in self-made misery. Now we've got real circumstances to drag us down. Covid-19. Dissipating social skills. Political unrest. Mass shootings. The joys feel as endless as the ways in which Chrissy Teigen annoys us. While it's important to accept our crappy realities to an extent, it's also important to remember that there are still some little glimpses of light in this bleak world. These sweet tweets and wholesome memes serve as pretty decent proof that maybe we're not completely f*cked.

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