They're not your husband or wife anymore, but now they're your bff for life.

Reading this in the bathroom, hiding from my kids

Keeping it real.

From carefree to caffeine-dependent.

What is UP with this purple monkey???

Dad joke central

When it rains, It pours Cheerios.

For sleep-deprived parents only.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper; the closer you get to the end, the faster it runs out. But does that sense of urgency in your old age entitle you to be a bossy know-it-all? Not exactly.

Kids get a bad reputation in the service industry. However, anyone who has ever worked at a family restaurant know the truth—it's always the parents. Kids will be kids, we all know that, and it's up to the parents or guardians to teach their kids how to behave. So when an adult allows their tiny human to run around a restaurant like it's their personal playroom, of course everyone working there is going to be annoyed. Other than the fact that it's a real danger for your kid to be doing that whi…

It's mommy and daddy's "doom scroll memes" time, kiddos.

Not every wedding is kid-friendly and that's alright.

I promise that's not the birthday present she wants

For all you who have watched Bluey against your will

Parenting with a wag and a woof.

Playing the shame game