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Memes & Tweets For Every Level Of Dating

Whether you're single and trying to manage the "dating thing" while in quarantine, or you've got a ball and chain, these memes will remind you of the absolute joys of looking for love. It can be a pain in the ass in either situation, but at least you know you're not alone in the struggle.

Funny dating memes, relationship memes, sex memes, sexy memes, choking | STAR WARS LEGO COMPLETE SAGA LUCASARTS. LEGO Star Wars girlfriend Complete Saga has no emotions has mood swings X might break up with X will never leave will someday die X timeless classic fea?ures many exotic planets ;accepts number only on Earth X won't let cheat X fun cheat codes @gungan_grand_arm | both agree on where eat
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Fresh Twitter Gems To Amuse The Masses

What if we told you that you could enjoy fresh amusement from Twitter without seeing all the crazies and wannabe politicians doing their thing? That's what our Twitter galleries are all about. We put together these short and sweet gems so you can avoid the minefield that is social media. There's something here for everyone, whether you're looking for memes or simple one-liners. Happy scrolling!

Funny random tweets, relatable tweets, cute tweets, twitter gems, dating, relationships, lockdown, quarantine | drake gatsby @DrakeGatsby Having vasectomy is just real life version putting Sims pool and deleting ladder 7:45 PM 5/11/20 Twitter iPhone
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50 Funky Memes For When You Wanna Feel Fine

Happy hump day, y'all! As a reward for making it all the way to Wednesday, we've put together this fine assortment of memes and tweets to help make your life feel a little less pathetic. You're welcome!

Funny memes and tweets | Naija Gym Blog @naijagym Two slices pizza are equivalent swallowing 3 spoons warm oil. Do feel like eating pizza now? jovan @EhJovan swallowed worse warm fluids | 2003 trying decide if should wake my parents up after having scary dream
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30 Spicy Relationship Tweets That Really Say It All

Relationships and marriages certainly have their ups and downs. Along with the intimacy and friendship come stupid fights and a lot of sass. There's also some hilarious inside jokes and those stereotypes we all pretend aren't true. These tweets definitely paint a pretty accurate picture of the glamour.

Funny tweets about marriage and relationships | Jessie Follow @mommajessiec 50 years now visiting husband's grave wanted let know after all these years l've finally figured out where want go eat.
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25 Clever & Relatable Tweets We Wish We'd Posted Ourselves

There's something of an art to the perfect tweet. Whether it's a painstakingly and perfectly worded gem from weird twitter, or a 10 word relatable tidbit, chances are the tweeter has some kind of skill. We've rounded up this mix of bizarro comedy and #itme content to keep you from losing your sh*t, whether you're at work or just sitting on the toilet.

Funny tweets, weird tweets, relatable tweets | tweet by Mashhhuu professor: ok first day just gonna go over syllabus white girl planner: Monday going over syllabus. tweet by infinitesimull Please insert card Do not remove card Do not remove card Do not re REMOVE CARD NOW! REMOVE NOW! OH MY GOD ARE CRAZY GET OU
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Twitter Users Share The Absolute Weirdest Dates They've Been On

Dating, especially in the age of the internet and hookup apps, can lead to some seriously entertaining stories. Meeting up with someone from Tinder or Bumble involves a whole lot of unknowns. You're really taking a risk that you'll have a bad time, a weird time, or in the worst case scenario, a dangerous time. Twitter user @postgrad_barty started an entire thread of these kinds of experiences on Saturday - and the stories are nothing short of a wild ride. They might even make your dating life seem normal.

Funny twitter thread about dating experiences | tweet by bikiniraptor Replying postgrad_barty He brought his ex with him on date then later told she didn't like my personality LOL
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Thirty-Five Funky Memes Of Varying Freshness

We're against ageism here at Memebase, and that doesn't just apply to people. It also applies to animal adoption. And memes. Have you ever thought about the memes you traded with friends a couple years ago? The memes that made you chuckle through your hand at work? They still deserve some love, and we're here to show them some appreciation. 

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Funny Memes To Help Keep Your Responsibilities At Bay

Every now and then we have a day where we just want to give the middle finger to the world. Work? Screw it. Chores? No thanks. Emails? Forget about it! This gallery ofmemes and amusing tweets is the perfect  way to stick it to the man and say f*ck that time is money mentality. Sometimes, time is just meant to be enjoyed, y'all.

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18 Tweets About Skinny Dudes From Lovers And Haters

For some reason it's become incredibly clear that people on Twitter just LOVE to tweet about skinny dudes. We've got the "skinny dudes" Twitter memethat starts out complimentary and then calls them out for  doing stuff like blowing out of the car like plastic bag. Then there are the tweetsin absolute praise of skinny dudes. Most of them have to do with being well-endowed. We're not going to speak to that, but the number of people talking about their impressive size is astounding. Whether you love 'em or feel ambivalent about 'em, we're willing to bet that these tweets will entertain.

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Tasty Tweets For People Who Don't Wanna Scroll Through Twitter

What can a person accomplish in 280 characters? A lot, actually. From political rants to pseudo-inspirational bullshit, people on Twitter try their best to get their point across in very few words. Our favoritetweets, though, are the ones that showcase wit, wisdom, and a dark sense of humor with maximum brevity. 

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Thirty-Three Mildly Amusing & Relatable Tweets

Reading sucks, but it's supposedly good for your brain. Realistically, we cannot be trusted to crack open a book and finish it, ever. Short internet articles are a little more reasonable, as are Instagram captions. And tweets. If you put all of these funny tweetstogether it's kind of like you read a book. At least that's what we're telling ourselves.

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Assorted Tweets For Your Bored Perusal (24 Amusing Tidbits)

Happy Monday, y'all! We've put together this mildly amusing gallery of moderately fresh tweets to help you get though the longest day of the week. If these tweets don't help you numb the pain, please take care of yourself by scrolling through this big batch of memes. You deserve it. 

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Twitter Users Just Wanna Help With 'I Don't Know Who Needs To Hear This' Memes

Hey! Remember that free trial you signed up for when you wanted to watch that dumb show? Remember when the internet was sucking and you turned wifi off on your phone? Well it's time to cancel that sh*t and reconnect to wifi so you're not using that data. These little things we forget are exactly what Twitter users are trying to remind us of in this trendingTwitter meme format. Some of these are pretty legitimate tips, and others...well, they're just a little bonkers.  

Check out more Funny Tweets here. 

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18 Fresh Tweets You May Or May Not Relate To

Thesefresh tweetsrange from goofy and pointless to a freakishly self-deprecating and relatable. And that's okay, because when we're bored we'll take either of these types of mindless content.

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