drugs

Don't do drugs. Just laugh at all the crazy things that can happen and the punny and trippy jokes they lead to. From a distance is best.

Gardening Protip: If You Need Help Tending Your Garden, Tell the Police That Your Yard Is Full of Weed(s)

Your Neighborhood Drug Dealer Just Got a Lot Scarier

High People Prove the Value of Virtual Reality

Police Troll Drug Dealer After Finding His Stash

On Me or the Cat?

Wow, Technology Has Really Advanced Since My Last Trip

So, Uh, These Minion Multivitamins are Actually Ecstasy

After Getting a Few Wisdom Teeth Removed, This Girl Thinks She's Kylie Jenner

After Leading a 100-Mile Police Chase, the Driver Answers Questions Honest AF

Done Drugs Recently? Here's How Long They'll Stay in Your System

After a Trip to the Dentist, This Guy is Keeping a Roll of Tape Close By For a *High*-ly Logical Reason

Eating Mail is a Hell of a Drug

Kids Narrating Drug Side Effects Will Make You Afraid to Take Your Meds

Stop Crying to Adele and Start Rolling to Wiz Khalifa's Version of 'Hello'

Water Vapor is NOT Cool, Kids

Weekend Lifestyle Goal: This Cat Rolling in Catnip