elevator

Going up? The elevator is the savior of all people, lazy and otherwise, who just can't stand the thought of a few flights of stairs. So take the easy way, the fast way, and honestly between us, the smart way. Who needs to get to their destination looking like they finished an IronMan.

Add it to the Bucket List

Show a Little Courtesy

Ever Had Your Hands Full in the Elevator?

Want to Go to the Other Elevator Shaft?

An Off-Duty Cop Accidentally Shoots Himself While Holstering His Weapon. Whoops!

Let's All Ride the Trolololevator!

The Unluckiest Guy Gets Stuck in an Elevator With a Genuine Crazy Person. Elevator Karaoke Ensues.

Tag 'em and Bag 'em

The Hardest Part of Someone's Commute

Two Rules, and One VERY Important Rule

Thinking Outside the Box

Going...Up?

My Office is on the Thirth Floor

I'll Just Take the Stairs

A Watched Elevator Never Arrives

This Is Far Too Confusing