They don't want 'em

Twitter has been on a lot of people's minds these days. And that's saying something because it's always on our minds. But that's probably because we have been completely poisoned by the world wide web. ANYWAY. The reason that people are talking about Twitter is none other than Elon Musk , who has been stirring up all kinds of controversy since taking over Ye Olde Birde App. The site has been turned upside down between the mass firings and rumors about changes the billionaire is planning on maki…

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It feels like one day we were going about our lives in early October, and Halloween was a distant event in our bleak futures. And then, suddenly, BAM! The entire internet was brimming with memes using the new-ish Spirit Halloween costume format. While people have been making this kind of parody meme since 2019, the format completely exploded this month - to the point where the company itself is in on the joke, and the #SpiritHallowmeme hashtag is now a thing. Spirit Halloween even tweeted a tem…

People were unhappy at partnerships in general this week.

You guys remember 'RIP Harambe?' We're trying to forget it.

Survey data from 10 years ago isn't exactly relevant

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As a wise Sprouse twin once said, "In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in. And I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That's weird." That Riverdale character was right; his existence is weird. If you told 8-year-old me that my favorite characters from Archie comics would be turned into a gritty CW show, I would have said, “what is the CW?” Jughead Jones claiming that wearing a beanie makes him a social outcast in the year of our l…

Listen. It's not cool to body shame. But. Sometimes it is. When we're talking about obscenely wealthy d-bag Elon Musk . Or Mark Zuckerberg. The former's been getting a whole lot of flack following the release of photos from his recent vacation to the island of Mykonos in Greece. The tech billionaire is pictured on his yacht, and in some photos, is getting a proper hose down from a man by the name of Ari Emanuel. The photos are not very flattering - something that the people of Twitter were very…

It's IT time! I know what you're wondering: Do you mean IT, the classic Stephen King novel and 2017/2019 films about clowning gone wrong? Absolutely not, you stupid baby! It's IT time as in, the actually important IT, which stands for Information Technology . Now I will be honest with y'all. I am not a diva of the IT or computer science persuasion. I am merely a humble former English major hoping that the STEM kids in the room accept these memes into their hearts. Even if I don't fully understa…

Happy Tuesday, y'all. We're back with another massive collection of fresh Lord of the Rings memes , the perfect antidote to any of the ennui you've been feeling. They're also a great antidote to anger, which we're feeling a lot of these days. There's something in the air. Anyway. This week's batch may spare us from mention of the Met Gala , but you will find references to other viral happenings, such as the Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard defamation trial, and Elon Musk buying Twitter . Thankfully,…

Tumblr's hey days are long gone, but this TikToker is reminding people why it used to be Internet gold and still can be.

The end of an era?

Just like any overzealous fanbase, Tesla nerds and Elon Musk stans are known to get pretty obnoxious on the internet when defending the honor of their 'technoking.' So when @jtmobiledetailing roasted Tesla's shoddy construction in a viral TikTok video, she knew what she was getting herself into. While many agreed with @jtmobiledetailing's assessment, others refused to believe that the car came out of the factory with so many blaring flaws. One Twitter user replied to a repost of the video saying