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It's time to get some exercise. Stretch those legs, get yourself going today, don't let yourself become one with the couch. Enjoy some of these hilarious high-tempo puns and jokes that will have you gasping for breath.
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Father redirects $1,000 in daughter’s monthly support to save for retirement after she makes it clear she won’t care for him in old age: ‘I realized I don't want my future to be in the hands of someone who intends to lord that over me’
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Employee resigns when manager denies vacation time, he makes them work 12 days straight: 'The vacation will start when I'm no longer here'
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Boss takes credit for team's work on a big presentation, only to be publicly reprimanded by his own boss when he fails to present the data properly: ‘Classic corporate leadership’
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'We're doing the exact same job': Employee finds out coworker they trained is being paid 20% more, considers bringing it up in salary review meeting
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Tiny kitten walks into a bar, immediately makes herself at home and gets adopted by one of the smitten bartenders: 'She is so thin... you can feel every bone in her little body'
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