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It's time to get some exercise. Stretch those legs, get yourself going today, don't let yourself become one with the couch. Enjoy some of these hilarious high-tempo puns and jokes that will have you gasping for breath.
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Rescuer saves abandoned soaking wet "puppy" from the road, but as it grows, he realizes it's not a puppy at all, rescuer says: 'No wonder he was eating so much!'
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Family's dog bonds with their newborn like a mother, so they run a DNA test and it leads them straight to her long-lost daughter, reuniting them after years
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A flea-covered stray cat with a raspy meow follows a family home from a plum-picking walk, but it quickly becomes clear she chose them on purpose
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IT Helpdesk manager emails demanding staff arrive 15 minutes early to login and be ready to take calls "1 second before" their shift, staff comply and hang up on customers the second their shift ends: 'Sorry to interrupt you, my shift is over. Goodbye'
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