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It's time to get some exercise. Stretch those legs, get yourself going today, don't let yourself become one with the couch. Enjoy some of these hilarious high-tempo puns and jokes that will have you gasping for breath.
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Father redirects $1,000 in daughter’s monthly support to save for retirement after she makes it clear she won’t care for him in old age: ‘I realized I don't want my future to be in the hands of someone who intends to lord that over me’
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Employee resigns when manager denies vacation time, he makes them work 12 days straight: 'The vacation will start when I'm no longer here'
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28-year-old tenant feuds with entitled old neighbor over her balcony lights: 'You new tenants come here and change everything!'
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Employee calls out coworker for always pulling the Mom card to mooch off of everyone else's lunch: 'Everyone else is buying her “poor me” act!'
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54-year-old mom scolds her 19-year-old daughter's roommate for being uncomfortable with her sleeping over in their dorm room: 'I don’t know her mom well enough to want to sleep in the same room with her'
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