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It's time to get some exercise. Stretch those legs, get yourself going today, don't let yourself become one with the couch. Enjoy some of these hilarious high-tempo puns and jokes that will have you gasping for breath.
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Employee of 37 years gets a $58k offer from a rival company, and their employer suddenly finds room for a 12% raise the moment they start considering leaving
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Professor assigns students an open-book take home exam, 25% of the class don't do it: 'It’s 40% of the total grade.'
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Tenant changes Wi-Fi password to block freeloading neighbor, he guesses the new one and offers to split the bill: '[It was your dog’s name with 123 at the end]'
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‘The Ron Swanson of cats’: Couple devotes months gaining the trust of stray tough guy tomcat named ‘Walter’ to give him an early retirement from being the neighborhood sheriff
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Employee quiet quits for 4 years straight, gets a raise and then promoted, they tell how they did it: 'I got a raise and a promotion'
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