fork

Stick a fork in it, and finish it off. Not to be mistaken with a cork, it's time to proclaim the superiority of the eating implement, and divider of choices. Left or right, right or wrong, sometimes things branch off, so take the time to appreciate the humor in it, before it's come and gone.

Real Life Etiquette

City Budget Cuts

When You Can't Afford a New Printer

Incense Burner

Use the fork!

Gallon is Full and the Tap Broke

One Slice of Class Please

The Trolling Pickle

Sir, The Forkifications Are Complete

LITERALLY

Soup Spoon

CLASSIC: Spork. You're Doing it Right.

Life is uncertain.

This is How I See All Babies

A Close Forking Shave

So It's a Forklift, Then?