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fooled by the onion

15 Times People Gobbled Up 'The Onion' Like It Was A Juicy Burger

Headline that reads, "Millennials didn't kill the economy. The economy killed Millennials" above a caption that reads, "The American system has thrown them into debt , depressed their wages, kept them from buying homes - and them blamed them for everything"

Ya Don't Say!

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Fake news headline that reads, "New study reveals humanity just one 'coexist' bumper sticker away from world peace" above a pic of a car with the 'Coexist' bumper sticker

Breaking News!

cover image of a Walmart vest for sale, hunger games sending good luck to shoppers on black Friday

16 Soul-Sucking Black Friday Memes For The Consumerist In You

Headline that reads, "Elderly woman accused of training her 65 cats to steal from neighbors" below a mugshot of an old lady

'The Neighbors Definitely Won't Notice Anything...'

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memes

40 Various Memes And Tweets Of The Utmost Comedic Quality

Headline that reads, "Teens in China are putting cabbages on leashes and taking them for walks"

How Else Are They Supposed To Get Their Exercise

cover image meme about Millennial's living and lifestyle | customer service employee: sorry can't do s company policy millennial: aw, ok baby boomer: sin Cos tan y= ax bx x, x b±4 2a as math lady | Guy: millennial fire department Lady: help, my house is on fire Guy: ummm Lady sigh* come thru 's #lit Guy: oh sht omw 100 shutter

17 Millennial Memes That'll Inspire You To Kill Every Industry

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Funny meme about garbage headline.

Amazing

Caption that reads, "Yeah thanks for that, thought he'd be a f*cking Ford Fiesta" above a pic of Cecil the lion and a news story clarifying that his brother is also a lion

Very Important Clarification

Caption reads, "Somebody once told me..." above a fake headline about a pasta bandit that sounds similar to the lyrics of "All Star" by Smash Mouth

Hey Now...

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Headline that reads, "Man Sues McDonald's for Still Being Depressed After Eating Happy Meal"

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Headline from The Independent that reads, "Cow escapes on way to slaughterhouse, smashes metal fence, breaks human's arm, and swims to uninhabited island where she still lives"

Metal

Headline that reads, "NC man arrested for stealing five pounds of baby powder from CVS" above a mugshot of a guy covered in baby powder

Can't Be Too Sure About That

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A whole bunch of headlines blaming Millennials for killing various industries

Millennials: The Generation Killing Stuff Since 1980

Headline that reads, "Kanye Scores 106 Points Against Wheelchair Basketball Team"

You Know Kanye Had To Do It To 'Em