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People Reveal Weirdest Myths About Sex They Believed As Kids

I think I can probably speak for most people when I say that growing up, my sex ed was almost non-existent. I picked up everything I know now along the way, either through the garbage my friends told me or, as I got older, through some awkward trial and error experiences. I was that gullible kid who believed you could get pregnant from swimming in a pool and that my parents only had sex the same amount of times as the number of siblings I have (and even that was way too many for my liking). People on Reddit share some of the weirdest myths about sex they believed as kids, and they make me feel less alone, as that kid who believed anything and everything about the big, bad world of sex.

People share the weirdest myths they thought about sex when they were kids | thumbnail Text - ImInJeopardy 6 days ago 2 2 3 2 8 I thought you literally could not have sex before marriage. It couldn't happen. The vagina would reject the penis like water and oil.
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Motherhood 101: Kids Will Put Anything In Their Mouths

All first-time parents can relate to the never-ending, panic-inducing task of sterilizing their baby's bottles. All. Day. Long. Seriously, the lengths we go to keep our eldest kids safe, ensuring that every piece of feeding equipment has been washed with hot water, soaked in bleach, and then washed in more hot water. Just in case we missed a microbe of dirt. Our hands may be scalded and raw, but we'll do anything to keep our babies protected, right?

Meanwhile, our little angels sit there eating trash out of the garbage, picking up bits of dirt from the floor, and putting anything and everything they can find in their mouths. I mean, what is the point?! And so, when it comes to our second child, quite frankly, they can eat whatever they want, from wherever they want. And sterilization can f*ck right off!

funny video of mom sterilizing all baby bottles and baby eating dirt anyway
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Kids Throwing Tantrums For Ridiculous Reasons

Kids are a true delight. Until they're throwing a tantrum for absolutely no reason whatsoever and screaming bloody murder. Suddenly, they're not so cute. In fact now, they're the devil reincarnated. Parents share the ridiculous reasons their kids threw tantrums, and they are nothing short of hilarious. Bless the little things.

funny reasons kids threw tantrums | thumbnail includes two pictures of kids throwing tantrums Text - I would not open the string cheese for her. It was a tampon. He doesn't want to go (even though we've repeatedly told him we're not going anywhere)
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Kids Describing Their Parent's Jobs: Funny Twitter Thread

One day, I was about seven-years-old when my dad brought me home a bunch of spare stationery from his office. We're talking highlighters, sticky notes, pens, and a stapler. The next day, I went to school and told my teacher that my dad's job was a 'pen tester,' and he sat all day testing out pens to see if they work. His actual job? A marketing director. Oh, to be that blissfully naive again. The phrase 'truth from the mouth of babes' is a reality that many parents live each day. Someone Tweeted, "My friend's daughter was asked by her teacher what does her mother do for a living. Miss thing said move papers around and talk on the phone. My friend is a judge." It received thousands of likes and shares, with people responding with similar funny examples of what they think their parents do for a living. Kids really do say the darndest things!



kids describe their parents jobs in funny twitter thread | thumbnail Text - Household Government @LadyBugAssassin My friend's daughter was asked by her teacher what does her mother do for a living. Miss thing said move papers around and talk on the phone. My friend is a judge. 9 11:03 PM Oct 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 14.8K Retweets 678 Quote Tweets 130.5K Likes >
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25 Little Kids Badly Navigating The Internet

Anyone who's ever spent a significant amount of time lurking the comments section of a YouTube video has probably come across a comment or two that looks suspiciously like it was written by a toddler. Often totally misspelled and difficult to interpret, these comments are pretty hilarious if you take them at face value. We've collected a bunch of screenshots of ridiculous instances where little kids probably somehow got a hold of their dad's YouTube account and went to town. 

kids, youtube, funny comments, memes, funny kids, funny screenshots, childhood | TheOdd1sOut O @theodd1sout Everyone waiting Nevada numbers: Nevada: K 2s Replying theoda Tsout do mean or this joke dont get because am child imgflip.com | make yourself colorblind 163 views 9. 4 Share Download Save
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Can't Help But Laugh At These Kids Being Stupid

Kids are dumb. I say this with love. But they're really, really stupid. And watching them trying to navigate the world is hilarious. Whether you have a kid of your own or don't go near them, everyone can enjoy laughing at a kid. Check out our latest memes from r/kidsarefuckingstupid and block those memories of you doing similar things when you were a kid.

hilarious funny instances of kids being stupid parenting children fails | 1:37 UK 4h Hello moms hoping someone has advice! My 6 year old has decided go vegetarian. He's stuck with like 6 months now so think 's going stay this way want fully support him but he won't eat vegetables.
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Funny Notes Parents Received From Their Kids' Teachers

Kids these days, eh? Full of confidence, cheekiness, and all the answers. They certainly are a force to be reckoned with, especially when it comes to influencing other kids at school. Teachers might have their work cut out for them for eight hours a day, but it's all down to the parents when it comes to having tough conversations. And based on the notes they received from their children's teachers, it looks like these parents have some pretty serious discussions coming up with their kids.

funny notes parents received from their kids' teachers - thumbnail includes two pictures of notes from teachers | Grammar compound Math write 10 compound Words Signature Terry wrote shithead his compound as one words | Auguot 16,2017 Math today During having hard time following along asked him why he wasn't doing his math Max responded well Im just too good looking talked over and he has now agreed even good looking, people need Know math Ne is such hoot hope his self confidence stays with him
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Teachers of Reddit Reveal Stupid Reasons Children Were Tattletales

Being a teacher is one of the noblest professions - being underpaid and overworked, to ensure that the next generation gets an education. But it's also a profession that comes complete with its challenges, including dealing with little kids' pettiness. Tattletales are an inevitable part of working with children, but sometimes teachers are presented with simply ridiculous scenarios. A Reddit thread asking teachers for the stupidest reasons a kid has told on someone else will provide you with endless entertainment and make you feel sorry for the teachers who had to mediate the scenarios these kids presented to them. Kids, eh?



stories from teachers of stupid reasons kids were tattletales | pretzel90210 2.4k points 9 hours ago "He said bad word standing right next him and didn't hear anything Well can read his mind."
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Kids Who Didn't Quite Understand Hide And Seek

Hide and seek is an age-old game that can go one of two ways: really well, or really badly. We've bought you horror stories of adults playing hide and seek that went wrong, but here are some pictures of kids who failed at playing the game equally as bad, but differently. You know the drill... they can't see you, so they think you can't see them. Bless their little souls. Scroll through and chuckle at how badly these kids got it. 

pictures of kids failing at playing hide and seek - cover pic kids hiding with legs sticking out
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 26, 2020)

It's Sunday and that means one thing only...Exhausted parents tweeting the funniest things about their daily life with kids. 

Or as one of the parents brilliantly described it: "You think you are in charge of your house until your kid gets out of bed and you panic and hide the ice cream you are eating". On point. 

We have some more if you like.

 

Parenting tweet written by a mom who can't stand hearing the word "Again" from her toddler | Molly McNearney @mollymcnearney l'd rather hear my toddler say F-word than "Again
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 13, 2020)

Parenting is both challenging and rewarding—and sometimes very, very funny.

Take these tweets from moms and dads, for example. 

While reading them, some of you may cry, laugh but most of all, feel like they were written about you. 

Don't forget to check our last week's list of parenting jokes, if you have missed it.  

  



Funniest parenting tweets | WTFDAD @daddydoubts Sure own kids are annoying, but have ever met other people's kids? 5:33 pm 4 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 241 Retweets and comments 1.2K Likes >
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Father Of Four Daughters Tweets Their Funny Conversations

Being a parent isn't easy, but when you're a father of four daughters, you've certainly got your work cut out for you. Kids are cheeky, rude, and playful but sometimes they leave you stumped, not knowing what to say. Being a parent isn't easy for anyone, but when you're a father of four daughters, you've certainly got your work cut out for you. James Breakwell - said father of four girls has tweeted the funny conversations he has with his kids and they're hilariously relatable for anyone who has ever been a parent of young children. 

funny tweets from father of four daughters - cover photo conversation between father and four year old | James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn did just catch doing? 6-year-old: Jumping on bed Why is bad? 6: Because were looking. 9:03 PM Jun 18, 2020 Twitter Android
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 5th, 2020)

Parenting is hard work. 

Luckily, there are always some experienced (and funny ) moms and dads who are tweeting how they handle their everyday struggles so that beginners will know what to expect. 

Or at least amuse them while they're drowning in diapers.



Funniest parenting tweets | Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Self-confidence is my four year old asking turn off ceiling fan so he can show high he jumps. 4:40 pm 1 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 253 Retweets 1.7K Likes >
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Funniest Parenting Tweets So Far From 2020

So...uh...2020's been a very looooooong year, huh? 

Especially for parents.

Let's see...they had to deal with lockdown, homeschooling, ruined summer plans...And it's STILL (somehow) only June. 

We've gathered some of the funniest jokes parents tweeted starting in January 2020, when they were still all excited about this new year. 

Six more months to go, y'all. Hang in there. 

Funniest Parenting tweets of 2020 | abena _fatcheeks If my kids ever tell they're BORED Imma hit them with" Back 2020 10:53 pm 11 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 99.8K Retweets 422.5K Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (June 21, 2020)

Kids say the funniest things and we just love when parents spread the joy by sharing and tweeting them. 

The weekend is here and you can all enjoy a new batch of kids and parents wisdom. 

Here are some more parenting tweets from last week in case you have missed it. 


Funniest parenting tweets | 27 Sarcastic Mommy Retweeted Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins Good news: My son cleaned his room Bad news: He found his harmonica 4:53 am 9 Jun 2020 Twitter iPhone 247 Retweets 1.6K Likes >
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Kids Who Thought Outside The Box

When it comes to life hacks, kids know how to do it best. Whether it's to get out of being in trouble with their parents or at school, they've always got a trick or two up their sleeves. Because let's face it, if they can get away with it, they'll do it. These kids show us how it's done by finding cheeky, yet simple solutions to the problems life throws at them. 

kids think outside box parent fails funny pictures kids these days | The ladder my 4-year-old son built to steal the leftover candy from Halloween
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