Going above and beyond

If you stay distracted, you don't have to get distracted

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Be Italian

Let's mess around

Puns are an acquired taste ; you either love them, hate them or have that gene that makes them taste like soap. I've found that my ideal way to consume puns is by reading them to myself. It gives me time to process the joke and decide whether I think it's actually funny or if it's a total groaner. You need privacy to make that decision. If someone in real life tries to make puns and expects me to laugh at them, they've got another thing coming. That is the behavior of a corny individual, and I…

Where are we?

Run away! Flee society! Talk to the moss!

Pfft

Take your time

Take a walk, a stroll, or a jog

Cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt

Christmas is coming whether you want it to or not, and I, for one, don't feel ready. I have only gotten one present, and when I've got friends, family, and roommates to buy for, that's simply not enough. This weekend is the time for me to batten down the hatches and fearlessly face more NYC retail stores than I've been to since I moved here. Even though we are in the thick of Christmastime, I don't need everything to be all about Christmas right now. I'm still in the mood to watch unseasonal mo…

You've been warned

We're getting older

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