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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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20+ Entitled Karens & Nightmare Customers From Hell

Let's get one thing straight: at this point in the long-documented saga of the 21st century's most entitled a-holes, the term 'karen' isn't limited to middle-aged women, though the stereotype may have started that way. Just because someone doesn't flaunt a highlighted a-line bob doesn't mean they're exempt from the karen label. A 20-something man who calls the landlord on a neighbor peacefully sunbathing on a patch of grass outside is a karen. A vegan who posts a lengthy message to Nextdoor demanding that everyone in their vicinity stop grilling meat is a karen. A redditor who complains that people should be speaking English in r/France is a karen. Karens come in all shapes and sizes, but they all have one thing in common: nobody likes them.

The delusional karens and shamelessly disrespectful customers of the world are still at large and they must be exposed. If you've ever worked in the service industry or retail, some of these infuriating examples of utter rudeness might strike a nerve. 

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Drinking Games To Usher In The Weekend Right

Drinking games serve as great bonding experiences. Sure, you don't need to drink to have fun, but it sure makes it a helluva lot more fun. The cool thing about drinking games is that there are always new ideas, no matter how ridiculous they are. Surprisingly enough, you can count on Twitter for the most innovative drinking game ideas, whether it has to do with TV shows or merely existing. Scroll down for our picks of the week. 

drinking game tweets | thumbnail text - chelsea slotin @chelsea_slotin New drinking game. Take sip every time boy walks bar wearing khaki shorts and navy blue shirt. 12:21 AM Jul 18, 2021 Twitter iPhone
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Funny & Clever Moments That Are Technically True

Ever see a meme or tweet that while cursed or coy, was actually 100% true? If not, we're happy to introduce you to r/technicallythetruth. The subreddit is jam-packed with clever, smug, and sometimes unintentional sentiments that can't be argued with. While they may not be revolutionary, and some of the memes might be dumb, they're pretty damn entertaining. We've put together some of their latest and greatest arguably true tidbits for your perusal.

Funny and clever moments that are technically true | Can see pictures people who have their tv built into wall. Thank 34 250 answers Like Answer Alan Mooney No problem | yoyoslushie 16h 1 Award 14 Reply 11.6k conflictedthrewaway 13h This kid's going places notyouravgredditer •16h are doing on NSFW question then 1 7.5k yoyoslushie 16h S 80 Awards don't go work 23.0k shogi_x 15h ?S3Awards Shit mean, he's definitely got us there. 1 8.6k
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The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (July 23)

It's the weekend, ladies, gentleman and all other cat people. Thank goodness it's finally here. No, no, not because it means we get to chill and rest and do nothing, but because it being the weekend means that it's time for this week's cat twitter recap. 

Honestly, that's one of our favorite things about the weekend - going through the most ridiculous cat tweets, the funniest cat tweets, the most wholesome ones and most heartwarming ones. It gives us a little extra dose of pawsitivity to start the weekend with and truly makes sure that we start the week on the right paw. 

We hope you enjoy this collection of tweets, everyone, and may you have the most purrrrrfect weekend!

This week’s collection of cat tweets | thumbnail includes a painting of a cat firing a rat gun 'Organism - CARL @wtfuf Medieval cat shooting a rat gun 6:29 AM Jul 20, 2021 - Twitter for Android 1,716 Retweets 77 Quote Tweets 10.5K Likes'
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40+ Random Memes That Are Begging to Be Stolen

Who owns memes? We all do. We plucked these memes from the virtual treasure chests of shameless meme pirates who stole memes from other meme thieves, and so on. Now it's your turn. Go ahead, take 'em. Like anything you see? It's yours. Just make sure you pay it forward and share the wealth in your favorite group chat. 

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Funny Memes That Capture The Absolute Audacity Of Adulthood

Adulting is hard. It's really damn hard, and unfortunately, the only way over it is through it. The good news is you're not alone, and everyone has to go endure the same things to get to the other side. Whether it's having to pay bills, making small talk with people you hate or do your own laundry, adulting is full of crappy moments. On the bright side, it also has some perks, like being able to buy your own alcohol, drive yourself home when you've had enough of the awful party you're at, or simply buying a ticket to somewhere warm and tropical to get away from it all. Anyway, these memes about adulting might make you feel a little less alone in this big ol' journey we call life.

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Twitter Account Shows Spotify's Most Bizarre But Genius Playlists

Music is life. It's the finishing touch that creates the mood for any situation, whether it's a make-out session, a breakup, or a fun car ride with your friends. Having the right playlists is essential for ensuring you are always prepared to set the mood for any given scenario. The finishing touch to any great playlist is its title because the name you give to your epic selection of songs truly captures the essence of the music. But, what if instead of collating the songs and then creating a title, you made a title and then added songs that told the title's story? A Twitter account called "Weird Spotify Playlists" documents hilariously bizarre Spotify playlists containing songs solely to match the playlists' title. Confused? Scroll through this list to see what we mean; it's genius!

Twitter Account Shows Spotify's Most Bizarre But Genius Playlists | thumbnail text - DILUXI POV: you're in the car with your mum Afatcow 18min Add songs Mom E broox MOBDEAD Where Are We Going O Treyarch, Malukah We Are Going Burning Spear Shopping DE LLXE The Jam Okay E Lil Baby, Lil Durk PLAYLIST Cooking sausages BSR 9 songs, 36 min 57 sec # TITLE ALBUM DATE ADDED Open Rhye Woman 2 days ago Packet O Jack Jetson SA Take Out Qway 2 days ago Ten Years of Butter Sessions, Vol 1 2 days ago Low Flung
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54 Amusing Tweets From The Funny Minds Of Twitter

We're back with another round of fresh and funny tweets from all corners of the bird app. In this collection, you'll find painfully relatable tweets about trying to be productive in the time of Covid, random and absurd tweets about nothing in particular, mildly topical tweets with a tongue-in-cheek edge, and plenty of other amusing Twitter gold. If you're in the mood for even more tweets, we've got lots more here

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30+ Linguistic Memes For Lovers of Language

Language and memes have a lot in common if you think about it. They're both important communication tools. Both are ever-changing foundations of contemporary culture. Both often require some context to better understand their nuances. It makes total sense that a linguist might be interested in image macros. Memes sort of function as a writing system used to tell stories—like 21st century hieroglyphics. If you're into both memes and linguistics, this batch of wordy memes about the quirks of language might be right up your alley.

language, linguistics, words, language memes, funny memes, memes, vocabulary, latin, funny, grammar memes, word memes, literary memes, semantics | assassinregrets im just cherokee language has verb tense specifically notes exclusion person conversation so there's going going going, and going (but not love madmaudlingoes This is called "clusivity" and 's found bunch languages, including Chechen, Vietnamese, Samoan, and Quechua. spinningyarns Some languages just side-eye harder than others. Source
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60+ Glorious Memes for Frivolous Procrastination

School? Never heard of it. Bills? Throw 'em in the trash. Exercise? Maybe later. Work? I quit. Don't you wish it were that easy? You'll never escape your responsibilities for good. Even if you try, there they'll be, gnawing at the back of your mind. If you do want to attempt the impossible and escape your long list of unavoidable tasks, we've got the memes to help you out. But don't say we didn't warn you. 

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Women Tweet About The Triumphs And Defeats Of Hookup Appointments

Hookup culture has been having a moment for quite some time now, but we're starting to think it's not all it's cracked up to be. A whole lot of effort goes into dick appointments, and often, we discover that the D wasn't even worth all the prep. There have also been times where we got super hyped up and ready to go, only to have him cancel last minute to play video games with his homies. So rude, and so not worth our time. The horny women of Twitter know the triumphs and defeats of dick appointments all too well and constantly share their struggles on the platform for the world to see. Scroll down for the funniest tweets from this week. 

dick appointment tweets | thumbnail text - bellyb @corpsefucker421 ... gonna make an app where u can rate dude's dick down game like yelp. rate the dick appointment out of 5 stars, let others know if it was worth your time or not 2:55 PM · Jul 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Lil Nas X Flexes His Comedy Skills in Video Satirizing Nike 'Satan Shoes' Controversy

How is it that Lil Nas X has sharper comedic timing while playing four different characters in a two-minute clip than most crappy massive-budget Hollywood comedies that come out these days? The young rapper can simply do no wrong, even when he's simultaneously committing heresy and copyright infringement. If you have no idea what we're talking about, let's bring you up to speed. In March, Lil Nas X launched a highly controversial pair of 'Satan Shoes' adorned with pentagrams and human blood. The shoes looked a whole lot like Nike's Air Max 97s, which caused the footwear behemoth to file a copyright infringement lawsuit against the bold rapper. On top of the legal dispute, religious zealots unsurprisingly showed up with their pitchforks. None of this discouraged Lil Nas X. In fact, he responded by trolling his haters with a fake 'apology video' that ends in the rapper seducing, killing and taking the place of the devil. On March 27, Lil Nas X tweeted, 'I spent my entire teenage years hating myself because of the sh*t y'all preached would happen to me because I was gay. So I hope u are mad, stay mad, feel the same anger you teach us to have towards ourselves.'

All of this puts Lil Nas X's latest antics into context—a satirical video promoting his new Kanye-produced single 'Industry Baby.' In the brilliant video, Lil Nas X plays himself, his attorney, the prosecutor and the judge.

Since the video was posted, fans have overwhelmingly applauded Lil Nas X's unparalleled marketing instincts. From 'Old Town Road' to his bizarre and demonic Nike spinoffs—the guy has a knack for breaking the internet. We can't wait to see where the 22-year-old artist takes us next. 

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13 Feline Tweets From Viral Twitter Sensation Out Of Context Cats

Today, instead of gathering various animal related tweets from all over the Twittersphere, we decided to focus in on one account that consistently provides the world with pawesome cat content and let that account shine for the day. @OocCats keep the cat content flowing out to the world of twitter consistently and we can always appreciate some reliably hilarious and adorable cat content.

Out of Context Cats is dedicated solely to cat content with the occasional doggo or other animal friend cameo. The consistent flow of hilarious cat tweets that he provides the twittersphere with on the regular definitely caught our attention. We want to see more twitter accounts dedicating their time to providing us with silly animal content that makes us smile and laugh!

13 cat tweets | thumbnail cat and kitten with tweet text don't talk to me or my son again
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This Week's Funniest Women Roasting Men Tweets

Men and women both put up with a lot of sh*t from each other, and of course, each gender will claim that the other one is more annoying. But let's be honest, men are a tiiiiiny bit more annoying than women. Haha, just kidding. Men are so much more annoying—infinitely more annoying, in fact, and the women of Twitter know it. So it's that time of the week again when we collect the best "women roasting men" tweets from the week and put them all in one place for your convenience. It's a time and place for all women to unite in how utterly annoying men can be. Come on; you know you love it!

funniest women roasting men tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Hanna Dickinson @hansdickiehansdickie my ex hid competition" which was insane because there definitely wasn't one my vibrator because he "didn't want the 11:04 PM Jul 14, 2021 · Twitter Web App 8 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 222 Likes
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30+ Memes & Random Internet Things For Filling Up Dull Moments

It's about that time for another round of wild and random internet treats. If you're stuck on the subway, or you just missed your bus, or your laundry is taking forever to finish drying, or you're waiting in line to get that second dose, or all your friends are rudely looking at their phones and you need a reason to do the same, or you just saw someone you really don't want to talk to and you're looking for any excuse to avoid eye-contact, these memes are perfect for those moments that call for an easy distraction. 

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Parents Reveal Their Kids Funny Reactions To Learning About How Babies Are Made

Every parent dreads the day when their kids ask how babies are made. The birds and the bees chat is one that parents try to put off as long as physically possible because no one wants to deal with the awkward questions their kids will inevitably follow it with. Their kids will mainly ask questions involving their own sex life, and no parent wants to discuss that with their children. However, some kids take it in their stride, whereas others don't take it so well. These parents show us just how bad it can go and confirms why it's one of the most dreaded of all parenting moments.

Parents document funny reaction from their kids about learning about birds and the bees | thumbnail text - SCOTT WARNER . Just had the & u chat with my 9 yr old son... Here are a few of his quotes: "You and mom are disgusting!" "When did you guys do this?" "I will never do that!" "Did you throw up Dad?" "I don't want kids anymore!" I've never seen a more disgusted child in my life.
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