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Tweet showing a pic of some cooked spinach on a plate, with the caption "This is forty-five bags of spinach"

A Delicious Vegan Meal

Tweet that reads, "Eminem: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy; WebMD: Cancer"

Eminem Should Really Get That Checked Out

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Twitter talks about Donkey Wearing Pants

Donkey Wearing Trousers Is A Real Thing And We Have Proof

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Woman tweets that her son said something very profound, someone replies that there's no way he said that, and proves it with a Wikipedia screenshot that calls her a liar on social media

Caught Red-Handed

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Tweet that reads, "When you are constantly anxious but you don't know why." with a pic of a computer pop-up that says nothing but provides an 'OK' button

We'll Never Know

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He Has A Point

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Tweet about the 'good' parts of being an adult, including eating chips whenever you want, no bed time, and being sad and tired all the time

This Seems Like A Scam!

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Twitter's #LetAChildExplain Proves That Sometimes Kids Just Say It Best

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twitter story of moving in with girlfriend

Guy Tweets Hilariously Epic Story About His Girlfriend Moving In With Him

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38-year-old resists mother-in-law's demand that she and her husband travel 1500 miles to visit her on her 70th birthday: 'She basically abandoned my husband'

38-year-old resists mother-in-law's demand that she and her husband travel 1500 miles to visit her on her 70th birthday: 'She basically abandoned my husband'

Customer skips long line and heads straight to register, cashier makes her regret it: 'She stormed off'

Customer skips long line and heads straight to register, cashier makes her regret it: 'She stormed off'

17-year-old warns he will move out after mom and stepdad demand they act more like a family: 'My stepfather would act like I was doing something wrong by existing'

17-year-old warns he will move out after mom and stepdad demand they act more like a family: 'My stepfather would act like I was doing something wrong by existing'

16-year-old quits job to stop paying for 10, 8, 7, and 5-year-old siblings: '[My parents] told me I should understand life isn't always equal'

16-year-old quits job to stop paying for 10, 8, 7, and 5-year-old siblings: '[My parents] told me I should understand life isn't always equal'

Neighbor repeatedly demands 24-year-old student remove the dandelions from the yard of his rental, so he blows the seeds into the neighbor's yard: 'My wife and I can't even sit out and enjoy our back yard, because of all those stupid dandelions!'

Neighbor repeatedly demands 24-year-old student remove the dandelions from the yard of his rental, so he blows the seeds into the neighbor's yard: 'My wife and I can't even sit out and enjoy our back yard, because of all those stupid dandelions!'

Apartment complex hooks up makeshift pool plug to renter's electricity, costing them over $250 in utility charges: 'The HoA and the rental company are both slum lords’

Apartment complex hooks up makeshift pool plug to renter's electricity, costing them over $250 in utility charges: 'The HoA and the rental company are both slum lords’