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At first glance being mean to a charity sure makes this dude look like a bad guy. Then you realize the idiotic miscommunication going on here and it kind makes you want to bury your face in the sand. At least a another charity got the machines in the end. Check this out for a slough of cheap bastards who tried taking advantage of people.

Congratulations, class of 2019. Welcome to real life. The good jobs are taken, college costs too much, and you have to pay for rent. Social security is dwindling, politics is a sham, and the world is heating up. So get to work, or something. For more yearbook quotes, check out these funny senior quotes that passed with honors.

Twitter user @mccanner, went ahead and challenged an incendiary tweet claiming that millennials are the worst generation of cooks known to this world yet. She broke out the Google search research skills with a fiery passion. It seems like she's presented a solid case for why this dumb survey about millennials is in fact dumb. 

Want some more Millennial content? Check out the one time a ridiculous couple expecting their first baby went full whiny millennial over here. Now THAT was something worth getting real worked up about. Unbelievable, really.  

Oh it's ya boi, Ryan Creamer. I mean, can we talk about how high his ratings are? Ryan Creamer's content creation game is next level. 

You can't cure stupid but you sure can manipulate it. This fourth year med student's classic encounter with a ridiculous anti-vax parent is all kinds of gold. They handled the situation beautifully. 

It's the most wonderful time of the year: when you remember all those "save the dates," shell out money for flights, outfits, and cash gifts (which are apparently the new norm). If you're not saddled with the "honor" of being in the wedding party, you're forced to sit down with total strangers and, sometimes, do that without a damn open bar. While we're all about celebrating love, we also realize it's emotionally necessary to b*tch, moan, and laugh about these gargantuan money sucks. That's what these memes are for. If you're past the phase where all your friends are getting married, maybe these memes about already-wedding bliss are for you. 

Ah, Uber. The revolutionary mode of transportation is a popular app used by millennials everywhere, and as expected, filled with funny and wild stories, which are mostly told from the passengers POV ... but what about the drivers? They hear everything. All day long. And here are some of the funniest things they've shared with the rest of the world:

Here are some awesome and distinctively LA conversations. You've got Instagram influencers getting shut down, health nuts reaching their breaking point, and sad people aggressively trying to ignore their problems. For more funny stuff people weren't necessarily supposed to hear, here's more funny superficial conversations overheard in LA.

Well these disastrous days are horribly awesome. If you thought the struggle was too painfully real, these will serve as a glaring reminder that someone else out there is always going through it just like you in some capacity. Life's a struggle and we're just here to document as much of it as we can. 

Recording artist Moby is on the receiving end of some major Twitter heat following a very weird and creepy Instagram post regarding an alleged relationship with Natalie Portman. Moby had written of a relationship with the actress in his memoir, Then It Fell Apart. In the book, Moby describes a brief 1999 romance between himself (33) and the "20" year old Harvard student. On May 21st, two weeks after the memoir's release, Portman denied the claims in an interview with Harper's Bazaar. Her account is far more damning: 

"I was surprised to hear that he characterised the very short time that I knew him as dating because my recollection is a much older man being creepy with me when I just had graduated high school.

He said I was 20; I definitely wasn't. I was a teenager. I had just turned 18. There was no fact checking from him or his publisher – it almost feels deliberate. That he used this story to sell his book was very disturbing to me. It wasn't the case. There are many factual errors and inventions. I would have liked him or his publisher to reach out to fact check."

Yesterday, Moby opted topost a bizarre and public "call out" of Natalie following the interview. The text, accompanying a shirtless photo with the young actress, reads as very defensive. 

"I recently read a gossip piece wherein Natalie Portman said that we'd never dated. This confused me, as we did, in fact, date. And after briefly dating in 1999 we remained friends for years. I like Natalie, and I respect her intelligence and activism. But, to be honest, I can't figure out why she would actively misrepresent the truth about our(albeit brief)involvement. The story as laid out in my book Then It Fell Apart is accurate, with lots of corroborating photo evidence, etc.

Thanks, Moby

Ps I completely respect Natalie's possible regret in dating me(to be fair, I would probably regret dating me, too), but it doesn't alter the actual facts of our brief romantic history" 

Many people on Twitter and Instagram felt this was an inappropriate response, and began roasting the star for his creepiness "calling himself out." Other Twitter users have opted to parody his post, sharing photos with celebrities (or photoshops with celebrities) with similar claims of romantic relationships. Leave it to Twitter to use humor to address a pretty appalling issue. Natalie Portman has yet to respond to Moby's social media antics, but hopefully she's enjoying the internet coming to her defense. 

When you're not in your right mind and on incredibly powerful drugs, there's no knowing what you're gonna say. You might confess your love to a nurse, imagine you're in a spaceship, or just freak the hell out. What might be awkward or scary then usually turns into a pretty good story. Here are more crazy things people said under anesthesia.

Another wonderful comic by the talented @Pet_Foolery, explores what it would have been like to have the cats of 10,000 B.C. as we do in the present time. The result? Hilarity. 

These criminals went full stupid. It's almost like some part of them wanted to get arrested. We'd speculate further on what they could've been thinking, but it seems glaringly evident that there is a serious lack of brain activity. If you're looking for more police-fueled drama fails, check out 20+ times police officers accidentally grabbed the wrong person.  

Apparently, that loveably stupid character was supposed to get more screen time, but it just didn't pan out. Between marketing and production of the movie, the creators realized they'd have to make a change. Hey, I'm still happy with their work. Also God bless Alan Tudyk, aka Wash aka Pirate Steve. For some funny and cool knowledge about the original Jurassic Park, check this out.

This story of a guy's struggle through an agonizing haircut at Sport Clips will strike a chord for anyone who's ever found themselves in the middle of an awkward conversation with an aggressively social hairdresser. Sometimes we just want to sit there and get out hair cut with minimal social interaction.