hat

I tip my hat to you, and have a wonderful day. Where are the days where people used to talk with such dignity and respect. Now it's all MAGA this and Save the Planet that. Why not just go back to good old fashion headgear. You know, to cover that massive bald patch you pretend you don't have.

Not a New Hat, Obviously

I Wonder What the Owner Calls It...

Don't Forget Your Hat

That's One Fowl-Looking Hat

He Forgot How to Hat

A Kid Takes On a Classic

If Only There Was a Better Way...

Never Trust 'Mericans

But He Isn't Sure About Your Hat

And You Thought They Just Liked to Eat Them

An Average of One Hat Per Person

Some Didn't Make It Out

Can't Accuse This Guy of Staring at You Creepily

Who Wore it Better?

Probably Not the Ugliest Hat There

I Was, My Hat Was Not